Monday, October 5, 2009

FAIL

Greg Gutfeld:
So while chuckleheads like Jesse Jackson and Senator Roland Burris hilariously blame George Bush for Chicago losing the 2016 Olympics, whiny columnists like Mike Lupica are up in arms that conservatives might be gloating over President Obama’s big screw-up. Apparently laughing at all this is somehow anti-American, because Obama is our President, and he was doing this for all of us.

You know… kind of like when Bush was trying win a war in Iraq – and all those left wingers stood behind him.
It's just like that, because war is hilarious and very much like a sporting event.

11 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Hey, those lefties were behind Bush when he was trying to start a war in Iraq.

Substance McGravitas said...

I don't believe Jackson was.

M. Bouffant said...

Just trying to be even-handed & condemn everyone, everywhere, for everything.

Bastards!!

mikey said...

Yeah. I was a ninth round draft pick outta NorCal. Sucked in the combine, had a head fulla acid and they said I was a prima dona.

Then, in the fishhook, with two divinsions of NVA on the ground around us, everybody sick and scared and hurt, and one time on night ambush I figured it out.

"Fuck", I said. "Let's just go to Pleiku and get laid."

All of a sudden they said "damn, this kid plays the game a helluva lot smarter than those early round cocksuckers".

And just like that, I was a superstar...

J— said...

I remember all those lefties dancing and celebrating when New York City went down in the second round of IOC balloting in 2005. I was sickened.

guitarist manqué said...

and all those left wingers stood behind him.

It's the only place to stand to stab someone in the back. Once again the dolchstoss, last refuge of scoundrels.

Stillman Brown said...

Cowardice disguised as snark, ever the mark.

herr doktor bimler said...

Ever the mark and never the slap.

Another Kiwi said...

Never the slap but always the tickle

Substance McGravitas said...

Never the rose without the prick.

Another Kiwi said...

Thanks subby. Bit of Television goes down nicely.