Monday, August 25, 2008

Har Har

Guy who fakes faith-healing from cancer also a filthy masturbator.
It is with much pain and sadness that I make this statement today.

For over 16 years I have struggled with an addition to adult pornography as a result of this secret life of sin my body would often breakdown.

I'd report the cause of my symptoms simply as illnesses and I've thrown my life into a ministry for many years trying to compensate for my sin.

I believe that I do love Jesus and I know that he loves me and it is this love along with the prayers of people around the world that bring me to this place of confession.

Two years ago, I reported that I was suffering from cancer, the truth is that although I was ill I did not have cancer but was again using the misdiagnosis to hid the lie that I was living.
Readers should note that filthy masturbation is the okay part of the equation.

2 comments:

Snag said...

He claimed he had cancer to hide the symptoms of masturbation? What happened, did his dick fall off?

herr doktor bimler said...

He threw up a lot, apparently, starting at the age of 12.
"We have watched our son go through what we thought was cancer [...] My wife and I, over the past two years, have watched him vomit in buckets, having nosebleeds, and even his hair fell out in clumps at one stage."

It would be irresponsible not to speculate about the niche nature of his pornography tastes.

My Word Verification today is "nsfup", which sounds somehow appropriate.